School Beauty Personal Bodyguard Chapter 23

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Translator: meefen

Chapter 23: Raining in the toilet

“Sure! No problem! I was just about to go to the toilet.” Lin Yi was glad when he heard what Zhong Ping Liang said. Although the Dean’s Achilles heel was in his hands, but he was not confident that the Dean will help him if things go wrong. Therefore, it would be best if these goons can help him find a place where there would be any witnesses.

Zhong Ping Liang and his goons (Zhang Nai Bao and Gao Xiao Fu) were dumbfounded when Lin Yi agreed without any hesitation. In the past, when their victim heard the phrase “go to the toilet” from them, they would be scared shitless and would immediately start begging for mercy. No one was brave enough to simply agree with them.

“Alright then, let’s go!” Zhong Ping Liang did not like to speak to Lin Yi. There was never any satisfaction obtained from oppressing him.

“Look! Yao Yao-jie (yao yao-sister) look! Shield-ge looks so cool!” The hyped up Chen Yu Shu started waving her fist around. “Things are starting to look interesting!”

“I think he must have hit his head quite badly (implying he is an idiot). 1 vs 3, he sure knows how to put up an act.” Chu Meng Yao smirked.

When Lin Yi, Zhong Ping Liang and his goons exited the classroom, they saw Chu Meng Yao and Chen Yu Shu waiting at the entrance. Lin Yi was not surprised to see them. He knew Chen Yu Shu would definitely want to spectate. When Zhong Ping Liang saw them, he put on his best smile and asked, “Yao Yao, why are you doing here?”

“Why can’t I be here? I will be where I want to be, and it is none of your business!?” Chu Meng Yao rolled his eyes and asked, “As a matter of fact, what are you doing?”

“Oh, Me? …This villager doesn’t know his place. I am just about to teach him where he stands.” Zhong Ping Liang currently still does not know that Lin Yi was acquainted with Chu Meng Yao. He feels that most girls are attracted to strong men. So by demonstrating his prowess in their presence, he will look strong and thereby instil a sense of security in them. Because of this belief, Zhong Ping Liang always try his best to look arrogant and despotic while in Chu Meng Yao’s presence. Little did he know that it only made Chu Meng Yao despise him more.

“Oh, then you better teach him a lesson!” replied Chu Meng Yao as she stared at Lin Yi and thought, ‘This is retribution for taking advantage of me ’

“Sure, no problem!” Zhong Ping Liang was delighted that Chu Meng Yao showed approval to his actions. He thought, ‘So Chu Meng Yao likes to see him bully people! Didn’t know that she likes delinquents. If only I knew about this earlier, she would already have been my girlfriend.’

“Good luck Lin Yi, good luck Lin Yi!” Out of the blue, Chen Yu Shu started cheering for Lin Yi.

Zhong Ping Liang was very confused, ‘I thought these two girls are BFF? Does Chen Yu Shu like Lin Yi, the villager?’ Although Zhong Ping Liang was a little unhappy that she was rooting for Lin Yi, but he dares not provoke this little devil. Chen Yu Shu’s brother can easily send him to his creator with a single punch.

“Xiao Shu, why are you cheering for him?” Frowned Chu Meng Yao.

“You are cheering for Zhong Ping Liang, so I will cheer for Lin Yi. It would be fair this way.” Chen Yu Shu argued plausibly.

Lin Yi did not stop to wait for them. He went straight to the toilet.

“Hey! Can’t you guys do it here instead of the toilet?” asked Chen Yu Shu, who did not want to miss any of the action.

Zhong Ping Liang pointed at the toilet helplessly, indicating to her that Lin Yi already went ahead into the toilet, so there nothing he can do about it. His plan was to commit the act at the corridor. Although there be a risk of the Dean noticing, but as long as the girls are happy, he is willing to take the risk.

Unlike those thugs found on the streets, who are not afraid of anything, students like Zhong Ping Liang are afraid of the Dean and the teachers. They may be delinquent, but at the same time, they are still students. They will still get into serious trouble if the school reports their wrong doings to their parents.

These students only got into the school through monetary means, so the school knew that they were not, and never will be good in their studies. So as long as the trouble they caused were not too serious, the Dean and the teachers will choose to turn a blind eye to their deeds.

“Hmm, why don’t you just follow us in and enjoy the show?” suggested Zhong Ping Liang after some hesitation.

“That is the male toilet!” Chen Yu Shu pointed at the male symbol on the door and said, “Xiao Liang (little Liang -> Zhong Ping Liang), are you trying to get us into trouble?”

Zhong Ping Liang was displeased with the nickname Xiao Liang, he decided swallowed his pride. He forced a smile and replied, “Nothing to worry about. No one goes to the toilet at this time of the day!….. We will go first…..”

The reason why Zhong Ping Liang was in a hurry was because he was worried that Lin Yi will lock himself in one of the cubicles.

“Yao Yao-jie (Yao Yao sis), why don’t we go too?” Chen Yu Shu really did not want to miss any of the actions. She wants to see Lin Yi beating the crap out of Zhong Ping Liang.

“I don’t think this is a good idea.” Chu Meng Yao was hesitant since she had never been into a male toilet.

“Aiya! There is nothing to worry about. Didn’t Zhong Ping Liang assure us that no one goes to the toilet at this time!” replied the impatient Chen Yu Shu as dragged Chen Yu Shu by the hand towards the toilet.

“Haaaaa!” Chu Meng Yao let out a sighed, and gave in to Chen Yu Shu., but she had a bad premonition that something bad was going to happen.

The truth is, Lin Yi really wanted to go to the toilet. In the morning, he had a very large bowl noodle soup. In addition to that, wanting to get used to school, he did not have time for toilet breaks.

The toilet was in very decent condition, with the cubicles and urinals. Unlike the latrines back there at the village.

While Lin Yi was urinating, he heard footsteps approaching him. From the reflection of the windows, he could clearly see Zhong Ping Liang, Zhang Nai Bao and Gao Xiao Fu approaching.

“What the…. He still has the mood to urinate!” Gao Xiao Fu started to doubt Lin Yi sanity.

“Let me show you how it is done!” Sneered Zhong Ping Liang as he walked towards Lin Yi. He wanted revenge for what Lin Yi did to him yesterday.

Males are very vulnerable when they are urinating, if he received a fright during the act, he might develop some kind of trauma. That was exactly what Zhong Ping Liang wanted to do.

That was one of the reasons why Zhong Ping Liang chose this time to attack him. The other reason was because he wanted Lin Yi to fall forward and into the urinal. Just by thinking about it brought a crooked smile to Zhong Ping Liang’s face.

Lin Yi smirked. From the window’s reflection, he was aware that Zhong Ping Liang was approaching. Just when Zhong Ping Liang was right behind him, Lin Yi suddenly turned around to face him, and a stream of urine came flying towards Zhong Ping Liang.

“AH!!!!” Zhong Ping Liang was shocked. He did not foresee that happening and tried to dodge to one side. But to no avail, the stream of urine was too fast.

While he was screaming, he felt a stream of warm liquid hit his face. To top it up, since he was screaming, his mouth was wide open. So he was unwillingly fed a mouthful of urine.

As he was struggling to avoid Lin Yi’s urine, he slips and fell face down into the puddle of urine which was forming on the floor.

“AH!!!!!!” Together with Zhong Ping Liang’s scream, two more screams could be heard. They were from Chu Meng Yao and Chen Yu Shu!

Chapter end