Quick Transmigration Cannon Fodder's Record of Counterattacks Chapter 341-345

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Chapter 141: Scapegoat Hero

The corners of Ning Shu's lips twitched as she watched Xiao Yan and Su Meng push and pull at each other. They were practically hugging. Although Su Meng was resisting, their bodies were gradually getting closer. How was this fighting?

It was clearly flirting ah!

"Let go of me, let go!" Su Meng pounded on Xiao Yan's chest as she cried out delicately, "You're not allowed to keep bothering me. You already have a wife. There's no way I'm going to be a mistress."

Xiao Yan hugged Su Meng's waist tightly and smiled seductively as he declared, "I'm never going to stop bothering you. You're my woman, give up on ever trying to get away from me in this lifetime. You've already given birth to two of my children. You're my children's mother."

"As if! I'm not!" Su Meng pouted as she lightly hit Xiao Yan's chest.

Xiao Yan simply smiled. "You are if I say you are."

The two were displaying their affection as if there was no one around.

"Blergh…" Ning Shu seriously couldn't endure it anymore and made a retching sound. The hugging couple immediately glared at her. Ning Shu waved her hand as she said, "Sorry, I seriously couldn't repress it. I've truly never seen something as disgusting as this in my life so for a moment I couldn't take it. Sorry about that, you guys can continue. Find a different place to continue."

Just don't freakin' do it in front of her! She practically felt the urge to wash out her eyes.

This scene seriously wrecked people's beliefs in ethics and integrity. To shower affection on the mistress in broad daylight right in front of his wife, this guy was practically stabbing a person's heart for fun.

Su Meng pushed Xiao Yan away and pointed at him with her spotlessly white finger. She spoke angrily in a cute way like she was throwing a tantrum. "I'm warning you, don't get close to me anymore, and don't touch me either! I have no interest in another woman's husband. Humph!"

Ning Shu: Save me ah, pfff…

She pressed her chest, feeling the urge to vomit blood. She didn't even know how to describe this female lead anymore. Stupidly sweet? Naive and delicate? Zero intelligence? That didn't seem to be the case. The most precise description was probably that she was willful and tsundere. Though she said she didn't want it, her body was very honest.

If she really had no interest towards Xiao Yan, she could have directly gone into hiding like she did seven years ago. Or she could have found a scapegoat hero to be the child's dad. In any case, there were plenty of scapegoat supporting male leads at Su Meng's side.

>Scapegoat heros points to the type of men that are very dumb and very willing to be scapegoats for the sake of the woman they like. Generally, they point to the type of men who is willing to marry a woman despite her messy past relationships and the fact that she has a history of abortions.<

Su Meng declared a bunch of things in a manner that she thought was very impassioned, then turned and left. Xiao Yan chased after her with a indignant and helpless expression.

Ning Shu felt like she was on the receiving end of the universe's maliciousness. She'd rather kill people like in the previous world than face male and female leads like these ones.

Ning Shu reflexively rubbed her waist but didn't feel the whip. Could she just directly whip the two to death? In any case, the original host's wish was to stay married. Being a widow probably wouldn't be bad.

It would be better to be a widow than to have a husband like Xiao Yan.

Ning Shu's heart filled with killing intent. She has seriously fallen in love with this crude and effective way of solving problems.

"Su Ran, I'm telling you, I'll never fall in love with you. The one I love is Su Meng." Xiao Yan, who had gone off to chase after Su Meng, came back to the room to shout at Ning Shu.

Ning Shu was stunned. She stared blankly at this idiot that was shouting at her for no reason, then tilted her head. Fuck, there must be something wrong with his brain!

I didn't freakin' do anything. If you love Su Meng, then have at it. Why are you coming back to yell at me? Ning Shu inwardly cursed.

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Chapter 142: This Big Sis Even Dares To Kill Humans

"Su Ran, it's best if you act more sensibly and don't bother Su Meng anymore, otherwise I swear I'll make you want to die." Xiao Yan's expression was cold and his eyes were filled with loathing. It seemed like he itched to just get rid of her, but he was worrying about some consequence.

Ning Shu lifted her blanket, then got up and walked to Xiao Yan. Xiao Yan simply laughed coldly in response. "Su Ran, you should just give up. I'll never fall in love with a malicious and fake woman like you."

Ning Shu only discovered once she walked to Xiao Yan that he was rather tall. His broad shoulders and narrow waist was a perfect upside-down triangular figure. The suit he wore complemented his handsome face wonderfully.

He was handsome and had plenty of money, not to mention he had the powerful ability to do it seven times in one night. All the good things in the world were gathered on his body. He possessed everything that women fantasize about.

Fuck! Ning Shu had never seen someone as stupid as this. He was clearly the one having an extramarital affair, yet he still had the face to act so righteous? Ning Shu didn't see a single trace of the responsibility one was supposed to have towards the family and one's partner in this man. He didn't have the sense of duty that a man should have at all. On the contrary, he treated his wife as the greatest barrier in the way of his love.

In the end, he could even live happily without guilt? The world of the main leads truly wasn't something we commoners could comprehend.

Ning Shu laughed coldly, then lifted her knee and sent it towards Xiao Yan's lower half. She used all her strength because she seriously couldn't take his chatter anymore!

Xiao Yan never imagined that Ning Shu would send such a heavy blow towards his important area without a single world. He immediately screamed in pain and his handsome face contorted. He pressed one hand against the wall to support himself while he covered his crotch with his other hand. His knees were pressed together as he bent over at the waist in agony.

"You…" Inhaling sharply, Xiao Yan stared at Ning Shu with bloodshot eyes. His expression was filled with shock and pain. It was clear he hadn't expected this woman who usually loved him so much to suddenly do this to him.

It was really ball-breaking in more ways than one.

Ning Shu laughed coldly as she patted Xiao Yan's shoulder. "Doesn't it hurt a lot? Like the pain is penetrating your soul? Don't you fell like you're about to break? The pain I felt when I lost my child was a hundred thousand times greater than this you know. Tsk tsk…"

"Su Ran…" Xiao Yan's voice was forced out between the seams of his teeth and it sounded very dark and sinister. With his blood-shot eyes added on, he looked like he wanted to tear Ning Shu apart. He reached out and grabbed Ning Shu's wrist hard like he wanted to crush it.

Ning Shu's expression didn't change at all. Enduring the pain from her hand, she gathered all her strength in her other hand and slapped him. A loud 'pah' rang out. Xiao Yan's face was slapped to the side.

Ning Shu said mildly, "Let go."

Xiao Yan seemed stunned by this slap. Following that, rage fueled by a feeling of having been humiliated flooded his heart. He had never been hit by anyone before, and this time had even been on the face.

Xiao Yan's nose flared with his rushed, angry breathing as he turned around to glare at Ning Shu. He looked as if he wanted to eat her alive.

Ning Shu's expression didn't change at all despite his intimidating glare. This big sis even dares to kill humans, so how could this glare scare her?

"Let go," repeated Ning Shu mildly.

Xiao Yan gripped Ning Shu's hand even harder. Ning Shu felt like her wrist was about to break.

"Let go."

"Pah…" A hard slap.

"Let go."

"Pah…" Another hard slap.

"I said, let go."

"Pah, pah…" Slaps one after another.

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Chapter 143: Almost Like You've Fallen For Me

Unexpectedly, although Xiao Yan was a man, he had very nice skin. It was very soft and smooth. As Ning Shu slapped him over and over again, she got a very good feel of how smooth and slippery his skin was.

When one hand was caught by Xiao Yan, Ning Shu could only resort to focusing on dealing damage to the other side of Xiao Yan's face. After just a little while, the other half of Xiao Yan's face swelled up. It made a sharp contrast with the handsome half of his face.

Xiao Yan slowly turned to look at Ning Shu, his eyes filled with malevolence. "Good, very good, hiss…" Xiao Yan had been trying to intimidate Ning Shu, but when he spoke, he tugged at the injury on his face and it hurt to the point tears filled his eyes.

Xiao Yan was about to go crazy from anger. When he saw that Ning Shu was about to slap him again, he used the hand that was originally protecting his crouch to grab Ning Shu's other hand. He gripped both hands tightly as he shouted, "You bitch!"

Ning Shu sneered. If she couldn't use her hands, she could still use her feet. So she quickly sent another kick towards his crotch.

This kick practically made Xiao Yan's eyes pop out from pain. He fell to the ground, covering his crotch and screaming. His forehead was covered with sweat and his veins bulged.

Ning Shu flexed her wrist. The wrist that Xiao Yan had crushed was completely bruised.

She watched Xiao Yan roll on the ground coldly. He really was useless trash. In the last world, Ning Shu had wanted to give He Lianying a descendants-exterminating kick the entire time but had never managed to succeed. Both of them were men, but Xiao Yan seriously was a weak chicken.

"Ran, are you alright?" Madame Su had watched all of this from the side. When she saw her daughter act this way, she thought that her daughter had been driven insane by Su Meng and Xiao Yan.

Ning Shu shook her head. "I'm fine Mom." Then she walked to the bed and pressed the button to call a doctor over.

"Nurse, there's a patient whose balls just got broken. Please hurry here to save him," said Ning Shu calmly.

When Xiao Yan, who was still in extreme pain, heard what Ning Shu said, he glared at her with his bloodshot eyes. That sinister expression matched with his swollen pighead of a face was a hilarious sight.

"You haven't had enough?" Ning Shu lifted her eyebrows as she looked towards Xiao Yan. Then she lifted her leg and said, "I can add another one."

"Su Ran, you'll regret… you'll regret provoking me!" Xiao Yan's words were broken up because he had to keep inhaling due to the pain. After he finally got those words out, he got up, leaning against the wall for support, and walked out with his knees pressed together.

There was no way Xiao Yan would get a check up on such an intimate area in this sort of hospital. Otherwise, the headlines in tomorrow's news would read: the chairman of the Xiao Clan Corporation could no longer do it and had to see an andrologist. He couldn't afford to lose this face.

Every step pained Xiao Yan to the point his body involuntarily trembled and his back became covered with sweat. Even his face muscles spasmed from the pain, which tugged on his swollen cheeks and added on more pain.

"Su Ran, Su Ran…" After Xiao Yan made it out of the sick room, he turned around and forced out this name through gritted teeth.

Ning Shu smacked her lips, then said, "The way you're acting almost makes me think that you've fallen for me."

Xiao Yan immediately started coughing violently. "Su Ran, you're shameless!"

Ning Shu shrugged, completely unconcerned. Who in the world was more shameless than you? You're the one that's the most shameless.

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Chapter 144: Must Start Worrying For Her Life

After getting Ning Shu's call, nurses and doctors arrived pushing a hospital bed. When they saw Xiao Yan standing at the door with a swollen face and his knees pressed together in pain, they ignored all his protests and forced him onto the bed, saying that they were going to bring him to the surgery room.

Ning Shu wondered maliciously whether Su Meng would still want Xiao Yan after his man parts were removed.

Then she felt a bit of pity. If only she could cultivate the Unsurpassable Martial Arts in this world. If she could, her strength would be much greater and she would've been able to cripple him with a single kick. One slap would have also been enough to give him a concussion.

After arriving in this world, she had tried practicing the Unsurpassable Martial Arts once she felt a little better, but it hadn't been successful.

Each world probably had its own set of rules. Just the thought of a person jumping from roof to roof and scaling walls in a world with cars and technology didn't seem very realistic. Moreover, there wasn't enough spiritual energy in this world to cultivate either.

"Ran." Madame Su looked at Ning Shu worriedly. "Won't Xiao Yan hate you even more if you do this? Are you planning to push Xiao Yan towards Su Meng, that wretch?"

"Don't worry, Mom. I know what I'm doing." Inwardly, Ning Shu laughed. It wasn't like she was in love with Xiao Yan and in addition, the original host didn't request for her to get Xiao Yan back, so there was no reason for her to silently endure these insults.

Madame Su saw that Ning Shu seemed calm and showed no trace of having gone mad from pain, so she said, "For better or for worse, you should keep up surface efforts. Your father-in-law and mother-in-law will be unhappy with you if you treat Xiao Yan this way."

Her existence was a mistake in itself, so no matter what she did, Xiao Yan's parents would be unhappy. Now that they had two precious grandchildren, the original host Su Ran was completely in the way. The only reason they didn't have Xiao Yan divorce her yet was because they wanted to give the Su family face.

However, the title of Young Madame of the Xiao family was now just an empty title.

"You're leaving the hospital tomorrow. Are you planning to go back to the Xiao family home or the Su family home?" asked Madame Su. She thought for a moment, then said, "Right now, that wretch Su Meng is currently in a strong position since she gave birth to two of Xiao Yan's children. Why don't we go home for now? There'll definitely come an opportunity to sort out that wretch. Right now Xiao Yan is very interested in that wretch, but once his interest fades, that'll be our chance to strike."

Ning Shu shook her head and said, "I'm the Young Madame of the Xiao family, so naturally I have to go back to the Xiao family home. Once I go back to the Xiao family home awhile, I'll go back to the Su family home. There's something I need to discuss with Dad."

If the storyline wasn't wrong, right now the Su family was collaborating with the Mu family. However, during a certain project, the Mu family caused the Su family to go bankrupt.

This had been Xiao Yan's scheme. The reason he schemed against the Su family was due to the loathsome existence of Su Ran and to get revenge for Su Meng's parents. As the male lead, of course he had to get justice for the woman he loved.

And with what she had just done to him earlier added on, Xiao Yan probably itched to eat her flesh and drink her blood.

Since she had plucked the tiger's mustache earlier, it was a must to start worrying for her own life. She should just kill Xiao Yan off.

Tsk tsk, that was no good. It was too violent. Ning Shu felt that she was a very gentle person, how could she let Xiao Yan die that easily?

Moreover, killing someone was against the law. This wasn't the ancient era where human lives were practically grass. The original host probably didn't want to be a killer either.

Ning Shu thought some more. En, if Xiao Yan lost his current status and no longer had the capital to be arrogant, she'd like to see how he could still have a dramfilled love affair with Su Meng that ended in a happy marriage.

It must be known that all the romance was built on money. Normal people spent most of their time trying to earn enough money to keep themselves alive, how could they possibly have the time and money to waste on acting romantic?

Would Su Meng still choose to stay with a Xiao Yan that lost his halo and had to rush about to secure his daily meals?

Perhaps she would. After all, it was true love.

And so, Ning Shu decided to first focus on preventing the Xiao family from taking over the Su family, and if possible, also make the Xiao family collapse.

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Chapter 145: Xiaobao and Dabao

The next day, Ning Shu left the hospital and returned to the Xiao family home carrying a bag of stuff. The Xiao family home was very large. It consisted of a villa and a garden that had plenty of sculptures along with a fountain. One could tell with a single glance that it belonged to an extremely wealthy family.

No one came to welcome her when she got back and everyone acted as if she didn't exist. A normal person would've been driven away a long time ago by this treatment.

However, Ning Shu simply walked towards the living room calmly. Before she even saw anyone, she heard happy laughter come from the room. There were sounds of adults talking cheerfully and the innocent, bright laughter of children.

Ning Shu glanced around and saw that the spacious living room was decorated luxuriously and all sorts of toys were on the ground. Xiao Yan's parents were sitting on the sofa and playing with the two children.

Ning Shu scrutinized the two oh-so-precious babies. One was the adult-like Su Dabao. He was extremely adorable with plump white skin, a pair of large, grape-like eyes, and slightly curly hair. He was currently wearing overalls and his shirt had a little red bow sewn onto it. The look of a little kid trying to act serious made people's hearts melt.

Meanwhile, Su Xiaobao who was wearing an outfit that made her look like a doll also had slightly curly hair like Su Meng. She looked incomparably sweet in a little princess dress. The two children were truly adorable.

If it weren't for the things Su Dabao did… Ning Shu practically felt the urge to sigh in praise. These children's looks were unbelievable.

The moment Ning Shu walked in, the happy atmosphere turned heavy as if a cold wind had swept through.

Everyone's gazes focused on Ning Shu. Su Dabao in particular tilted his head as he looked at Ning Shu. A trace of malicious craftiness flashed through his eyes, causing Ning Shu's hair to stand on end.

How was this the gaze of a child? Su Dabao was seriously a dangerous existence. He was smart, but he had no morals at all. He simply did things according to what he wanted. One example was when Su Ran got pregnant.

Su Dabao immediately knew that the child in the original host's belly would threaten his father and mother's relationship, and he and his sister's position in the Xiao family, so he pushed her down the stairs.

It was truly malicious; a maliciousness filled with a child's innocent cruelty.

Ning Shu's impression of Su Meng became even worse. Since she gave birth to these children, she had the duty to educate these children and help them establish good morals. However, she didn't bother to and just ran off to cause trouble by dazedly attracting men.

Sometimes, she would even need Su Dabao, a child, to deal with the aftermath. Just the money that Su Dabao earned was enough to allow Su Meng to live a very comfortable life.

He was a very mature child. Su Dabao felt happy to be able to protect his mother and little sister. However, due to his lack of upbringing, his views on the relationship between a mother and child were completely messed up.

Ning Shu walked in as if there was no one around. Madame Xiao stood up and said, "You're back?"

Ning Shu replied with an 'en,' then headed upstairs.

Master Xiao and Madame Xiao's expressions turned unpleasant when they saw Ning Shu completely ignore them. Master Xiao furrowed his brows, displeased. If it weren't for the fact that they were in front of children, Madame Xiao would have already started cursing at Ning Shu for occupying the toilet though she wasn't shitting.

>Aka, occupying the position of Young Madame despite not giving birth to any children.<

Madame Xiao didn't have a very good opinion of Su Meng either, but she accepted her due to the children. However, Su Ran turned out to also have no tact. If she had tact, she should've taken the initiative to get divorced!

Su Dabao's eyes whirled for a moment, then he gave a big smile and threw himself into Master Xiao's arms. "Grandpa, don't be angry. Dabao doesn't want Grandpa to be angry. Mama said that being angry isn't good for the health."

"Uh-huh, Xiaobao doesn't want Grandpa to get angry either," said Su Xiaobao sweetly as she put down the doll she was holding.

Master Xiao immediately smiled again and rubbed Su Dabao's head. "Alright, alright, Grandpa isn't angry at all. Grandpa doesn't like getting angry."

"Humph! You guys only care about your grandpa getting angry. Grandma is angry now too." Although Madame Xiao said this, there was still a sincere and benevolent smile on her face.

Su Xiaobao immediately used her little hand to rub Madame Su's face as she said with an earnest expression, "Grandma, don't be angry. You'll become old if you get angry. Xiaobao hopes that Grandma will always be this young and pretty."

Madame Xiao felt as if her heart was melting. These two were definitely the treasures that Heavens bestowed to the Xiao family.

#comment: Dabao = big treasure, Xiaobao = little treasure. And, getting angry and furrowing your brows cause wrinkles. Laughing also causes wrinkles. So if you want to be good-looking as long as possible, your only choice is to go for a cool and indifferent personality!

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