Path to Heaven Chapter 1

Chapter 1 – Perky Butt Beauty

Translated by: Pumpkin

Edited by: DeviousGrief, Fumma, Earl, Ch40s

Proofread: Kulops

“Where did this idiotic woman come from?!”

Inside the Yellow Sand Ravine, a beautiful woman wearing a silver colored robe was currently setting off various wind blades and fighting against a Rock Tailed Wall Lizard joyfully. This beautiful woman was extremely charming. She had a slender waist and an extremely perky butt that belonged to the category that Wei Suo was fond of. Wei Suo was covered with yellow sand, hiding underneath a pit about five hundred feet away from both the perky butted beauty and the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard with only his head sticking out of the pit behind a pile of withered grass was so angry that his mouth had even turned crooked.

The Rock Tailed Wall Lizard was a level two mid-level demonic beast.

The two scales on its back which shined like metal were both worth three Low Quality Spiritual Stones. Its underbelly leather shined with a black light, extremely tough and durable. It was an exceptionally good material for making tight fitting inner armor and was worth two Low Quality Spiritual Stones. Its densely scaled lizard tail that was capable of severing Profound Iron was worth a single Low Quality Spiritual Stone.

A total of six Low Quality Spiritual Stones.

Generally, the Rock Tailed Wall Lizards would operate in groups of two, a male and a female. Their nests were built inside the caves near the cliffs. They traversed rocks and cliffs with extreme ease, much like flying. If one cannot kill them right away and allows them to escape into the caves within the cliffs, then one could forget about finding them again. Wei Suo had hidden here waiting for the appearance of the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard for two entire days. After two days, he finally managed to find a single Rock Tailed Wall Lizard coming out and even leaving the cliff. Right when he saw that these six Low Quality Spiritual Stones were about to shine in his pockets, right when he was about to act, a silver robed beauty that came out of nowhere shouted out loud with excitement, “Haha, my luck is truly good. A level two demonic beast.” Without even discovering Wei Suo who was hiding in the pit, she rushed over and started attacking this sole Rock Tailed Wall Lizard.

This beauty’s cultivation level appeared to have reached level four Divine Sea Stage. She was two levels above Wei Suo’s cultivation level. The silver robe on her body was clearly created using silver silks. The robe possessed numerous decorative designs. Clearly, it was expensive. The wind blades that she was sending off right now was also shining brightly. They even contained a trace of ice cold aura. When they landed on the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard’s body, they gave off popping noises and even shook the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard. Ice fragments appeared on the scales on the back of the of the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard. She appeared like an expert who was on the upper hand. However, to Wei Suo, he saw that this beauty’s intelligence was the complete opposite of her appearance.

It was likely that if Wei Suo was to randomly draft a passerby from the Yellow Sand Ravine, they would know that the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard’s weak point was its neck. However, the wind blades that this beauty was casting were bombarding the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard’s thick scales on its back.

If these two thick scales were this easy to break apart, how could they possibly be worth three Low Quality Spiritual Stones?

Furthermore, for ordinary cultivators, even if they were to think with their ass, they would know about retreating while fighting in order to distance themselves from the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard. However, this silver robed beauty was surprisingly just standing there without moving and sending off numerous wind blades with whoosh whoosh sound. The thing that caused Wei Suo to be the most speechless was that every time she cast a wind blade, this beauty would even shout in a cutesy voice. “Ice Wind Blade.”

The hell, do you think you’re performing before others?

Evidently, this beauty ought to be someone from an influential family that never experienced actual suffering before. She clearly thought that a level two demonic beast was extremely easy to handle just because she possessed the cultivation level of level four Divine Sea Stage.

However, even if a pig was to be lying on the ground before you, even if you were to use all your might and continuously stab the pig’s hoof with your knife, then after half a day, when you’re completely exhausted from stabbing the pig’s hoof with your knife, you would still not be able to kill the pig! Did she really think she was inexhaustible like that of the boundless sea?

Sure enough, just like what Wei Suo had thought, in merely a short moment, the beauty’s complexion became a bit pale. She immediately took out two bottles of Energy Recovery Medicine and drank them.

“Pop!”

However, when she was drinking the second Energy Recovery Medicine, the beauty’s speed of casting her wind blade became a bit slower. Furthermore, the distance between her and the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard was truly too close. Thus, the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard who had been being bombarded upon by her wind blades swept its tail toward her without the slightest hesitation. Although the tail sweep missed her by a slight amount, this beauty was clearly frightened. Her complexion had turned snow white pale.

“Opportunity!”

At this moment, the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard just happened to have its side facing the place where Wei Suo was hiding. With a bang, Wei Suo suddenly jumped out from within the yellow sand. A lump of astral wind crashed onto the sand dune beside the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard, overturning it. At the same time, a cyan colored water blade appeared in Wei Suo’s hand. He hacked it down on the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard’s neck.

“Bang!”

However, to Wei Suo’s surprise, right when this cyan colored water blade was about to hit the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard, a basket sized fireball suddenly hit the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard’s body, knocking it flying.

Frightened, Wei Suo immediately rolled on the ground. Only through that did he not get hit by the fireballs that were coming toward his direction.

“Fireball Talisman! What the hell are you doing?!”

Wei Suo was truly unable to contain his anger anymore. Right after he jumped up from the ground, he was unable to help himself from shouting.

Originally, this sole Rock Tailed Wall Lizard would either die or become severely injured. It would then not be much of a threat anymore. However, this idiot woman who had come from who knows where actually used a Fireball Talisman at this moment!

He was already able to handle this Rock Tailed Wall Lizard, was there a need for such a powerful talisman?

Wei Suo swept his gaze at the surrounding. That Rock Tailed Wall Lizard fell heavily fell. Although over half of its body was charred black, it’s vital parts were not harmed. Thus, it appeared to have only been injured and not die from the fireball.

Furthermore, the most important aspect was the fact that the Fireball Talisman’s power was extremely astonishing. Thus, it was very likely for it to lure out the other Rock Tailed Wall Lizard.

“Who are you? Why were you acting all sneakily there earlier? Scram, do not hinder me.” However, the silver robed beauty’s long shapely eyebrows frowned. Rude and unreasonable, she scolded.

“Fireball Talisman, Cold Ice Talisman, Storm Wind Talisman?”

Before Wei Suo could say anything, he discovered that three more talismans in the hands of the silver robed beauty.

This silver robed beauty was indeed a wealthy person. The value of the two Energy Recovery Medicine that she took earlier combined with these couple talismans were worth over four Low Quality Spiritual Stones. Now that she had three talismans in her hand, even if the other Rock Tailed Wall Lizard was to come, she ought to be able to easily handle it too.

“Pop!”

“Boom!”

However, a scene that stupefied Wei Suo occurred.

The silver robed beauty actually… she actually directly cast the Cold Ice Talisman and the Fireball Talisman on the already injured Rock Tailed Wall Lizard.

That Rock Tailed Wall Lizard was first frozen into a block of ice by a lump of freezing air. After that, it was barbecued by a basket sized fireball. Without exception, it immediately died on the spot.

However, practically at the same time, the other Rock Tailed Wall Lizard had come out. Frantically, it rushed toward Wei Suo and that beauty like a wisp of smoke.

“Another one!”

The silver robed beauty directly cast the Storm Wind Talisman on herself. A lump of astral wind covered her body. She jumped around with rapid speed and began to violently cast wind blades at the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard that was rushing toward them.

“Fuck!”

Although the silver robed beauty’s wind blades appeared to be extremely powerful, it was unable to cause any harm to the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard. This Rock Tailed Wall Lizard also discovered that it was unable to approach the silver robed beauty at all. Thus, it turned around and proceeded to pounce toward Wei Suo.

Because of the fact that the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard was dodging the silver robed beauty’s wind blades, it was zigzagging back and forth. Thus, it caused Wei Suo to be unable to overturn it and hit its vital parts.

Although it was unknown whether this Rock Tailed Wall Lizard was the wife or the husband of the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard that was brutally murdered by the silver robed beauty through the use of three talismans, it was obvious that this Rock Tailed Wall Lizard had gone mad and was pursuing Wei Suo relentlessly.

“You coward, stop running and start fighting it.”

The Rock Tailed Wall Lizard soon reached Wei Suo’s back. What caused Wei Suo to want to cry but unable to produce any tear was the fact that the silver robed beauty was actually looking down upon him and shouting at him.

“Fuck!”

Sensing that he was unable to run away, showing an ugly expression, Wei Suo took out an earth-yellow colored jade talisman. After he pour a burst of True Elemental Energy, the jade talisman began to incessantly produce a yellow aura with a dense earth smell. In no time, a two-feet-long earth-yellow colored shield appeared before Wei Suo.

“Pop!” “Pop!”

The Rock Tailed Wall Lizard launched several attacks on Wei Suo in succession. However, they were all blocked by this earth-yellow colored shield.

“Chi!”

Suddenly, a line of blood appeared on the extremely frantic Rock Tailed Wall Lizard’s neck. It began twitching. “Haha.” The silver robed beauty once again cast several more wind blades toward the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard. The Rock Tailed Wall Lizard finally fell to the ground, and after twitching for a bit, stopped moving.

“What is this?” Wei Suo shook his head in silence. While the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard was attacking him, the silver robed beauty was like a blind cat encountering a dead rat. The wind blades that she cast just so happened to hit the most fragile part of the Rock Tailed Wall Lizard, its neck.

“You have yet to answer my question. Who are you? What were you doing hiding so sneakily over there earlier? Could it be that you were planning to snatch these two Rock Tailed Wall Lizards from me?” The silver robed beauty looked to the two dead Rock Tailed Wall Lizards complacently. Her gaze was then shifted toward Wei Suo.

“What do you mean that I want to snatch away these two Rock Tailed Wall Lizards from you!

I have already been lying in wait here for two entire days. If it wasn’t for you making a mess here, there would never have been a need for me to use this precious Earth Shield Treasure Talisman!” Seeing the jade talisman in his hand that had become much dimmer and even had cracks appearing on it, Wei Suo was unable to contain himself anymore. This Earth Shield Treasure Talisman was worth at the very least six Low Quality Spiritual Stones. It was a treasure that Wei Suo only managed to obtain through great difficulty. This Earth Shield Treasure Talisman was able to be used for a total of three times. The earth elemental shield that it cast every time was able to block even the abilities of level five Divine Sea Stage cultivators. In the past, Wei Suo had already used this Earth Shield Treasure Talisman once. Originally, after he ambushed and killed a Rock Tailed Wall Lizard, he was able to ambush the other one too There would not be a need for him to use such a precious item. However, because of this idiot beauty that had come out from nowhere, he was forced to use the Earth Shield Treasure Talisman. It was equivalent to losing two Low Quality Spiritual Stones for him.

‘Truly a prodigal! If I had that many level one Fireball Talismans and Cold Ice Talismans, I would be able to ambush even a level three demonic beast. To actually use three talismans to kill a single Rock Tailed Wall Lizard!’

Once he thought of this beauty using four talismans that he would not be willing to buy in the past, Wei Suo felt even more pained.

“With only you? Killing two Rock Tailed Wall Lizards? Just look at the stupid appearance that you showed earlier, it was I who killed these two Rock Tailed Wall Lizards. Of course, they are both mine.” The silver robed beauty looked at Suo Wei with an extremely despising appearance.

“My stupid appearance? Did you come to kill Rock Tailed Wall Lizards or did you come here to waste your Spiritual Stones to fool around? That Rock Tailed Wall Lizard over there was turned into such a state by you, it was at the very most only worth two Low Quality Spiritual Stones now. Your two Energy Recovery Bottles and four level one talismans already costed four Low Quality Spiritual Stones. For you to not even know that the Rock Tailed Wall Lizards’ weakest spot was their neck, yet you still came to kill Rock Tailed Wall Lizards? Look at those wind blades of yours, even if you were to cast a hundred of them, you would still be unable to cut through the back scales. And yet, you’re calling me stupid?” Wei Suo looked to that beauty and sneered.

“You!” The silver robed beauty’s face turned pale. She said barbarically. “No matter what, these two Rock Tailed Wall Lizards were both killed by me. I would not give a single one of them to you. If you wish to snatch them from me, then try it.”

“Excuse me, could you please move aside?” Wei Suo suddenly said.

The silver robed beauty was a bit confused. “Move aside?”

“It seemed that I have ate something bad. Furthermore, because I have squatted in that pit for so long, I am unable to hold it anymore.” As Wei Suo said that, he began to take off his trousers.

“You…!” The silver robed beauty turned her head around in a hurry. After a moment, she felt as if something was amiss and turned around only to see that Wei Suo had already ran far away with the two Rock Tailed Wall Lizards on his back.

“You shameless bastard!” The silver robed beauty had already used her Storm Wind Talisman earlier. Seeing that she cannot catch up, she had gotten so angry that her face even turned pale.

“Haha!” Wei Suo who was running like a wisp of smoke was laughing heartily. He turned around and blew a kiss to the silver robed beauty. “Beauty, the next time we meet, let’s drink tea together!”

Chapter end