Chapter 08
Part One
in my brain. Like crashing and receding waves, my mania and depression
better, I wanted to die so bad the very next day that I wasn't good for
Despite using drugs to force myself to be more energetic, I couldn't
anxieties for the future, as well as many other fears, assaulted me
periods and, as such, was completely, horribly severe.
accustomed to by then, remained frightening. Anxiety of an unknown
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my fear even more.
wander and I would become unable to look others in the eye while
school kid. I felt embarrassed from the bottom of my heart. And because
stranger and more suspicious. It was a vicious cycle.
front of Misaki. My hands, now prone to shaking, took out a cigarette
can this he? This sucks! I didn't know what to do with the tobacco and
humiliation of having to put them back in my pocket. I kept trying as
finally, I succeeded—thank heavens!
much on smoking my cigarette. I just kept smoking away, wasting five
my cigarette was shaking rapidly. On the back of my neck, a cold, sticky
"What's wrong?" asked Misaki. As was usual for our counseling
"The problems caused by my chronic illness!" I replied.
That's what really bothered me. Young girls these days didn't know
would be impossible to do. The awful, useless traits acquired through
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and all my other anxiety disorders—now held me down with
Hm. . . Did I lock my apartment door? Was I certain I'd put out my
adorable eyes! Not to mention, stop being so silent. Stop watching me without
hurt.
What the hell was that supposed to mean?!
"Usually, girls around your age always are eating some kind of snack,
crunch, crunch, crunch. What's up with that? Is it because they're young
calories or they'll die? That's got to be it, huh?"
She didn't say anything.
"I won't die! And that's because I'm an energetic man! This
out before me! 'A neeew toooomorrow is here, one of hopesssss. . . '" I
Misaki clutched my shirt sleeve.
"Let's go into the city, the day after tomorrow," she said, continuing
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important once said long ago, 'Throw out your books and go to the city,'
recently, so it's about time for us to go into the city. If we do that, I think
Without thinking, I nodded.
in broad daylight, with a mysterious girl whose true identity I still didn't
amount of pressure on me. Completely overwhelmed by it, I
no chance that I would avoid doing something incomprehensibly
Regardless, a promise is a promise. I reminded myself that the first step
my promises to others— I wasn't a member of society, though; I was just
Anyway, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. The tension and
day before a test. For someone whose will was weak like mine, this
However, just as Dostoyevsky or somebody had written in a story,
pleasure. In essence, when stress surpasses a particular limit, humans get
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might make a person rashly agreeable. This feeling, in turn, would raise
"Right, Yamazaki?"
Today, as usual, Yamazaki had been grinding away at his game since
be enjoying himself in some ghastly way.
computer with his body. He must have been making an especially erotic
Well, whatever bizarre erotic game Yamazaki was working on
about then and opened the fridge.
"Hey, you! Don't eat someone else's food every day as though it's
"No matter what you say, because I sold the fridge in my room to
instant ramen from its usual place in the cabinet.
Yamazaki slowly stood up from his computer desk and opened the
However, today's solicitors weren't Misaki and her aunt but a young
boy in a navy blazer. I wondered whether perhaps the routes had been
Either way, the solicitors' actions remained unchanged.
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two pamphlets to Yamazaki. "Uh, see, we're spreading the word about
Yamazaki tried to chase the solicitors away with some appropriate
Watching them, I suddenly had a wonderful idea. Joining them at
before interjecting, "What are you saying, Yamazaki?! Earlier, didn't you
"Huh?"
"What are you talking about, you idiot?" I faced the solicitors and rattled
while. Could we possibly convince you to let us attend one of your
Part Two
turn to present at missionary school, and I don't want to."
Missionary school was apparently a kind of assembly where
following day, she would have to give a speech in front of everyone.
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couldn't really understand what she was talking about. When I tried to
home. She left, saying merely, "Anyway, as I have this thing that I have
forget your promise."
meeting, and at that meeting, she would have to play a really difficult
perfect opportunity to find out who Misaki really was! Summoning my
observe!"
to attend the "literature research" that took place every Wednesday.
continued to entreat them, "It must be today! Please, take us to the
After I begged them for a few more minutes, they finally gave in.
"It starts at six o'clock in the evening. If you tell them you've come 'on
It was early evening. Having disguised ourselves in strange clothing, we
My reason for infiltrating the meeting was to observe Misaki's
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reason that I decided to disguise myself. In the beginning, Yamazaki
convinced him. "Infiltrating a religious organization is a once-in-alifetime
yielded to my half-assed argument and, in the end, happily disguised
I wore the black suit I had bought when I entered college so that I
my eyes and donned dark purple sunglasses. Even I thought I looked
For his part, Yamazaki wore platform shoes to make himself about
bleached his hair gold. I had no idea why he even owned such an idiotic
Yet, I remained a bit anxious. I was afraid that our voices might
way we can change our voices, is there?"
into the department store near the station, and we headed toward the
helium gas. It had been popular a while ago because if you inhaled it,
"Ah! You're smart!" I thumped Yamazaki on the back.
In this way, we completed all our preparations and triumphantly
shopping center near the station. People passing us—clearly a shady
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direction. Normally, we would have been intimidated by their stares; but
blocked the glances, and I had a friend in Yamazaki, who bravely walked
More than anything else, the "energy-giving drug" I had bought
been suffering from anxieties I couldn't imagine escaping—but now, I
drugs could drastically change people's emotions.
narrow alley that ran next to the tracks, pointing at a four-story building
I checked the map the solicitor had drawn for me. The information
Hall." There was no mistake; this was it. It was great that we had arrived
Contrary to its powerful-sounding name, the Imperial Hall was a
businesses. The first floor was a real estate company and the second
occupied by the religious group. Colored red by the sunset, the rental
in gold leaf and the like, so I was taken by surprise.
Yamazaki."
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Fortifying our will, we climbed the narrow stairs of the building.
No one we passed even obliquely mentioned our strange disguises.
bad, I need my sunglasses." I said this despite not having been asked.
That's right: They were actually good people.
"Welcome."
A housewife, a female middle school student, and a businessman
them, we continued up the narrow stairs and stepped into the meeting
The interior of the hall lacked any religious atmosphere.
found. Instead, inside the room, a podium like those found in school
folding chairs. The room could accommodate about one hundred
and the fluorescent lighting was bright. This relaxed space, the meeting
For now, we sat in folding chairs at the very back, hunching down to
Welcome to the N.H.K.
failed miserably. Yamazaki and I were surrounded by hospitable, smiling
solicitor wed seen the previous day had told everyone to expect visitors
"I hear you're interested in the Bible," said a housewife with a child in
A young man about my age said, "Please, take your time and watch."
They were all speaking to us at the same time.
anxious. This is bad. At this rate, we'll stand out. Or rather, we're already
though, it's only a matter of time before she sees through our disguises.
housewife where the bathroom was, we hurried from the meeting hall.
"It's bad, isn't it, Yamazaki?"
clean bathroom.
"I'm kind of moved." I was somewhat surprised by myself. This was
this. A large number of people had openly welcomed me with smiles on
"Ha ha ha ha, maybe I should convert!"
burst into laughter. Next came the sound of toilet paper unrolling. I
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his eyes had dilated behind his colored contacts. White powder stuck to
"How about you, Satou?" Yamazaki held out a plastic packet filled
begin, I couldn't afford to lose my level-headed judgment.
creating an even more perfect disguise. Yamazaki, an off-the-chart smile
around the bathroom.
bathroom wails. The assembly seemed to have begun.
As I mentioned, the meeting hall's interior lacked any sort of religious
Why had I gotten goose bumps up and down my spine? I was
leaving the apartment. My emotional amplification might have been
Almost one hundred people had gathered in this hall, and they were
women, young men, young women—they had turned in unison to face
certainly feel holiness. Oh, this is true religion! This is wonderful!
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the meeting hall and arrived back at a seat along the very edge. When
pray. He seemed to be the most important person there.
with us humans, may praise and glory be returned to your great name."
looked at us.
Or so I thought. As he was finishing his prayers, the important man
you were all able to gather here again today. Many children, as well as
New people? Who? Who are they?
Everyone's gazes immediately turned toward us. I pulled the tulip
with everyone else, flashed his insane smile.
front of me, in the seat closest to the pedestal. She hadn't realized we
everyone.
Jesus Christ, and give you our prayers."
out terribly in the chorus.
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This was why it was called "missionary school."
example to follow. After that, the missionary students expounded on
a three-tiered assessment ("good," "work harder," or "needs
At least, that's how the housewife sitting next to me explained it.
was a weekday evening, a decent number of people had gathered. What
extremely normal, middle-aged women, like the kind you'd find
businessmen, corning straight to the assembly on their way home from
A wide variety of people had gathered in this meeting hall.
podium, and I was fascinated by their discussions. Some people even
speeches once again contained the sort of vocabulary that made normal
wonderful terms kept coming up, and so my stomach began to ache.
gathered here, and that they were all very, very serious.
"Noah's Ark is on Mount Ararat."
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"According to the Book of Revelations. . . "
were vastly outnumbered.
The decay of this world is spreading visibly. Political corruption is
urban crime just goes on and on. Youths are addicted to licentious
and further by the wayside. In shore, this is Satan's doing. Those in this
precisely why Armageddon draws near. Before Armageddon arrives, we
our mission.
those without faith would fall into hell.
"Praise God, hate Satan" appeared to be the general policy. They all
passages from the Bible, speaking without hesitation. I could see some
rang, marking the end of the allotted six minutes, everyone clapped. I
speeches ended.
I was expectant. I wanted her to use ridiculous lines like those I
cheerful.
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During the entire time, she had nothing interesting to say. In a vague,
at her shoes the entire time.
from elementary school on, everyone had bullied.
After a ten minute break, a "service meeting" was scheduled. During
young men. Each group gathered together, talking and smiling happily.
"—servants volunteering—"
"—the Satomi sisters finally were baptized."
follow the conversations well.
alone, stooped over on a steel chair. She was making herself small, trying
she was destroying any trace of herself. She really was pale. Each time
she feared someone might try to talk to her. During the break, no one
In the friendly meeting hall, she alone stood out from the
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"Let's go home." I nudged Yamazaki toward the door.
Yamazaki's eyes were bloodshot, and I had some idea why. In the
vocabulary of erotic games—service was defined as "a special type of
"This is a service meeting! Those girls over there will perform their
"There's no way that's going to happen!"
outside. As we approached the building's main exit, a voice called out
It was the younger of the two solicitors we'd encountered earlier, the
glared at us. "You guys are really here just to make fun, right?"
back.
However, the boy didn't yell at me. In fact, we started walking along
wind was unseasonably chilly. The boy was smoking a cigarette. He
"That's against the commandments, I think."
another cigarette with what seemed to be a practiced hand.
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want to see something weird, so they come to observe the meetings.
funny?"
"I'm not doing this religion thing because I like it, you know."
"It's my parents. Both my mom and dad love religion. In our house,
wanted to leave the church, what do you think would happen? I once
friends' houses.' When I did, that old hag started screaming, 'You devil!'
The boy laughed. "I go along with my parents enough for them not
He spent his time at school like a normal kid, I concluded, and while
life.
mistake of joining up." He sounded serious. "Everyone made a fuss over
something dumb like, 'maybe I could get along with nice people such as
any kind of selfless love. It's a way to get you to convert.
Everyone wants to be the leader. Everyone wants to go to the holy land.
sending presents to the leaders, trying to raise his position, no matter
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girl who presented last was just a nondescript researcher until recently,
she did. When she, a family member, presents at the missionary school,
I fished for more information about Misaki.
researcher. She's a normal girl—an adopted child, or some kind of ward
which might prove to be a saving grace. No, I guess she's torn between
reason."
When we parted, the boy admonished, "Like I said, don't do it. You
you do, though, don't have kids."
Part Three
a cloudless blue. As it was Saturday, there were a lot of people near the
As promised, I'd met her at the neighborhood park at one o'clock in
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had passed, and we were still walking. We just kept walking. Although
we'd been walking around and around the same roads for a while.
Finally, I couldn't take it anymore. "Um, where are we walking?"
"I mean, what's our destination?"
I rolled my eyes toward the sky.
that you mention it, it is kind of strange. Thinking about it more
I had nothing to say.
It's not like I have an answer. To begin with, what in the hell were we
to walk around in the city. Who in the world are we, anyway? If I could
At any rate, I asked, "Misaki, is there anywhere you'd like to go?"
"Have you eaten lunch yet?"
For the time being, we decided to go to a nearby family restaurant.
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I've eaten at a place like this."
me. I wanted sunglasses. If I could just have sunglasses, I wouldn't have
Misaki ordered the lunch special. She ate with vigor while I sipped
Dammit, I thought. The caffeine was making it even more difficult to
Misaki was rather cheery, however. She looked like she was having
table.
"It is amazing. You're very skilled." I praised her.
We walked for about another half hour before heading to a café. I
original reason we were meeting like this.
I think you'll definitely head in a good direction."
program, and it didn't mean we were on a date or anything. And then,
even more mystified by her true identity. For starters, the evening had
her part. Given how little she had fit in with the surroundings at the
In the end, who was she? Even now, she remained a huge mystery.
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should I do? Finally, with no idea what else to do, I simply kept silent.
This one was The Many Words That Guide You: A Collection of Proverbs
surprised.
"Let it be." Saying this, she intently looked at me. "It seems to be a
"L-let things be as they are."
Eventually, our meandering took us back to the manga café where
her. Acting like a regular customer, I took a receipt. Then, we sat down
The place was basically deserted.
sat across from me, watched me and drank orange juice. I was incredibly
about to open in my stomach.
manga like this. I tried speaking. "Misaki?"
"There aren't many people in this manga café, are there?"
I looked over at the man behind the counter. "That man, how is he
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"He's my uncle. I'm always causing him trouble; but because I'm
It sounded like they had some sort of complicated family dynamic;
"Anyway, Misaki, do you enjoy your religious activities?"
"Trouble?"
presence there depresses a lot of other people. Actually, it would be best
"You could just leave the group."
"Misaki, you don't really believe in God, do you?"
think it would be nice if God existed. If I could, I'd like to believe, but it's
She sounded disappointed. In a discouraged tone, she gave an abrupt
terrible villain. Thinking about it comprehensively, I've come to that
"Huh?"
things has to be about nine to one. One time, I wrote it all down in my
spread it open on the table.
the happy times—the times when you think, 'How fun! I'm glad I'm
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with a calculator, so there's no mistake."
Misaki didn't show me any other pages. I had no intention of going out
Misaki continued, "That's why. Any God who would purposefully
It's a logical conclusion, isn't it?"
"Yeah. I do want to believe. I think I wish did God did exist. I
"You mean?"
health. If we could push the responsibility for our misery onto God, then
It was a complicated discussion. I folded my arms and pretended to
To begin with, Misaki, how serious about this are you? You've been
been trapped in a deceptive fog.
could believe in God," she whispered, "I could become happy. God is a
"The problem is," she continued, "the problem is. . . I have a poor
create some really showy miracle for me, just like He does in the Bible?"
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After we chatted for about an hour longer, I decided it was about
"Don't worry about it. Please, be kind to her."
girl Misaki's age, but the man's weary expression was strangely
Back at my apartment, I was incredibly surprised.
set up. Wobbling with each step, Yamazaki circled the doll.
speechless.
had a Ruriruri26 life-sized figure he bought a long time ago that he didn't
Please, Satou, you worship her, too—this pale, young little, adorable
The doll seemed to be some anime character. Yamazaki was
in the upper years of elementary school.
was empty. Yamazaki had finished all the rest.
this century. Yes! This time, I had a real epiphany. Indeed, Satou, I've
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feet of the doll, Yamazaki suddenly stood up and faced me.
something missing from us. There's a big hole in our chests, so I wanted
That's it. Yesterday, our religious observation reinforced my meditation
we want to be ordered around by someone else, and that's why we made
more easily. You see? That strong, simple story! I honestly was affected!
incredibly frightening. As you can see from the illustrations in
picked up the pamphlet lying in the corner of the room and held it out to
"Please, look at the special feature for June, 'Guardian Angels: They
Yamazaki had opened to a page featuring a realistic illustration of a
Yamazaki ripped the pamphlet into pieces. "I don't need an angel like
say 'angel,’ I think of something more, you know, beautiful and moe moe
Many, many memories of erotic games where an angelic girl
"That's right! Don't you see, Satou? Now is the exact time for
I was still speechless.
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the sect!"
Shaking off my hand, Yamazaki continued ranting. "Those who
in order to bring meaning to our lives! And the meaning will be how we
Stalking around and around the room, he raised his fists, howling.
Eventually, Yamazaki ended up clinging pathetically to the life-sized
wide.
eyes.
"By the way, Yamazaki, what are you going to do with this doll?"
"I'm giving it to you, Satou. Do whatever you want with it."
Chapter end
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