Meow Meow Meow Chapter 5

Posted on April 4, 2015 Updated on June 26, 2015

Chapter 5 – Riding In The Wind

Yin Zi’s loud roar, caused my ears to ring, as well as bringing the two people to a standstill.

The woman looks at the bull devil for a long time, she finally drops the sword and falls limply onto the ground crying, “Damned beast, I do the housework and take care of the children, while you screw around outside, are you worthy of me?”

“Worthy.” Bull devil nodded, the woman’s face promptly sunk, he shook his head and shouted, “The worthy I mean is…..”

“What does that mean?” I curiously asked, as I joyfully watched them from the side.

The woman’s eyes zooms toward me, taking a palm-leaved fan, I suddenly feel a murderous aura, and shivered. Carefully I take a few paces behind Yin Zi, trying to hide myself.

“Luo Sha sis-in-law! You mustn’t use the palm-leaved fan!” Cried Yin Zi, “My boss was raped, and now she is insane! Therefore her behaviour is abnormal, bull devil is an honest gentlemen! Do not misunderstand!”

Hearing these words, the woman called Luo Sha swept her eyes towards bull devil, bull devil immediately nodding. She suddenly laughs, ice and snow melting, and flowers blooming, she graciously walks forward and pulls me out from behind Yin Zi, face blushing, she shyly says, “It’s all that stupid bull’s fault for not explaining that I almost misunderstood sister, I apologize for my sin, please don’t take this the wrong way.”

I tilted my head, swung my tail, and stared at her flamboyant face, I do not understand what those words mean.

Luo Sha continued to ask, “Sister, which dead meat was it that dared to bully you?”

“Dog!” I blurted without hesitation, that mean and despicable dog, if a chance arises, I would definitely take another bite of him.

Luo Sha’s face became more relaxed and smiled, Bull devil and Yin Zi encircled us and angrily asked, “Which dog? Bring us to kill that dog so we can revenge you!”

Good! Ahh~ my favourite bully dog and watch dog, you are good people! I am very moved, so I think hard to remember the bad dog’s name. His name seems to be very long so I am a bit confused.

After a moment of hesitation, I finally remember his name, and I said in a positive and affirmative voice, “He said he is called Erlang!”

This remark, caught the three people in front of me to be in a sluggish state for a long time, so I continued to chew and throw the chicken bones beside me.

“No…..not the heavenly god Erlang Shen Yang Jian, right?” Yin Zi finally stammers after a long silence.

I think again, about the words in front of me, and then I nodded confirmingly.

“How is this possible!” Bull Devil says as he touches his head, “God Erlang Shen is not a dog!”

Yin Zi calmly added, “Don’t forget that guy has 72 transformations, even if he descends onto the human realm as a dog, is it something really that surprising? If not for him, what other dog would be able to defeat boss and do shameless things?”

“But this…..Sister’s strength can be considered one of the strongest in the demon world, how can any stupid dog defeat her?” Bull devil reluctantly says, “But…..if it was the god Erlang Shen…..then I think otherwise, how did he take a liking to sister?”

“Well…..” I look around and glance at Luo Sha, she then says, “Sister beauty may be at blame, even women find her too beautiful, to say that the god Erlang Shen is infatuated with her is not an understatement.”

The three get together to discuss for a long time, since Erlang Shen was a god, they had no means of defeating him, so they decided to protect my reputation by telling others I injured my head falling down, and wait for revenge in the future.

After a conclusion was decided, Yin Zi summarized it to me, he explained the meaning of the words and that I can not go to teach a lesson to that bullying dog……

This makes me very angry, I lie on the ground for a long time, until Luo Sha cooked me a delicious and plump carp, then I reluctantly agreed to let that bastard dog off the hook.

Next they discussed about the elephant devil’s marriage proposal, Yin Zi says it is better to decline, trying not to provoke the flames of war, they discuss the final outcome, and the most important thing right now is to bring me Luòyīng Mountain to get me some clothes.

As soon as I heard the word clothes, I immediately oppose of it, I turn and roll on the ground, despite Yin Zi’s persuasion, I remain firmly unaffected.

In the end, Luo Sha pushes him aside and stands in front of me, and firmly says, “If you do not wear your clothes, I will string your meat and bones together and roast it to eat!”

Owner once told me that there are some very sick minded people who like to eat cat meat, and Luo Sha’s vivid description……scared me and my ears dropped, desperately afraid, in order not to become roast cat, I hastened to agree to wear the clothes.

Bull devil seeing me nod, whispers to Luo Sha, “Wife, you are really smart.”

Luo Sha gently smiled and tells him, “I also do this to coax our child to sleep.”

I was immersed in a roast cat fantasy terror world, unable to recover for a long time.

Following my decision to go back, white smoke enveloped Yin Zi body again, and once the smoke was gone, on the ground was a white crow, my food is back.

Yet another sad ending, the crow suddenly became larger, until finally, his outstretched wings blot out the sky.

I have never seen such a large bird, so I had no idea where to start eating. Bull devil grabs and places me on the back of the bird.

After everybody has gotten up, the crow takes off to the clouds, gracefully across the sky.

The white feathers are soft and comfortable, the white clouds dancing next to me on the horizon, and everything on the ground became ants as violent wind brushes against my cheek. This scenery reminds me of when I fell from the tenth floor, only much more beautiful.

Perhaps this is the way to go home, I will be able to see my beloved cat litter and owner.

“Meow woo~~” I happily cried out as I thought about it.

The crow seems to feel my excitement, he continues flying high, as if we’re flying to the sun.

Those pair of white wings under the brilliant sunshine looks even more beautiful and attractive.

I also got more and more excitement, and as my excitement reaches its peak, I can no longer control my emotions and took a bite.

“Ahhhhhhh!!!” The crow’s earth-shattering scream.

The smooth flight began to jolt, the crow began to roll in midair.

The bull devil and Luo Sha from behind me quickly stepped forward, they tried to pull me away and shouted in unison,

“Sister, stop biting Yin Zi!!! Let go of him!!”

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