I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl Chapter 148

Shu Zhe didn't tell his sister about the fact that he got his shota juice extracted by the school doctor, he probably felt it was too humiliating.

The only reason he told me about it was probably since I said that I would protect him at school, so if he was bullied he should come to me.

However, shameless people were invincible, especially super perverted females like Chen YingRan, I really didn't know how to deal with them. The only thing I could do for Shu Zhe was to go to the infirmary and tell her not to act rampantly in the future.

Fortunately, I escaped quickly, otherwise I would have also been extracted by that female pervert.

In the end, the class leader still heard from someone that Shu Zhe was bullied by Li ErLeng and that I fought him.

She pursed her lips and thought for a while, she didn't know whether she should thank me first, or chastise me.

Ultimately, the part that dotes on her brother won out and she walked towards me during the break, slightly bent down and thanked me.

Before I could even savor whether the thanks was bitter or sweet, the class leader instantly resolutely said,

“I heard that when you fought with Li CunZhuang, you called yourself the boss of 28 Middle?”

It's not like I called myself that, that's just what people call me, I just got used to it after a while.

“You even said that Shu Zhe was your little brother. This way, aren't you guys just a hooligan gang?”

A hooligan gang? Your imagination is amazing! I counted with my fingers, the hooligan gang with me as the head only has three people! Other than me, it was just the two good for nothings, Eunuch Cao and Shu Zhe! These two can't even beat a girl, if I brought them along in territory fights, wouldn't that just be shame play!

Ah, taking everything into account, I can actually include the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, this way we make up the QuanZhen seven —— our group is pretty strong! When we seven make the Heavenly Big Dipper Formation, it'll be all kinds of repulsive dirty and fragile, we wouldn't even need to fight and the other hooligans would piss themselves laughing! Do you think I'm Wang Chongyang and I can take on one hundred people by myself!

As I thought about it, the class leader was really fussy. She doesn't understand anything about these kind of things, yet she tries to act like an older sister to lecture me, as if I'm on the edge of a cliff and I would fall into the abyss if I wasn't careful.

I subconsciously stuck up my legs, and adopted a manner like I didn't care, its been a long time since I last used this hoodlum mode.

“Why are you so annoying? Against a brute like Li ErLeng, if you don't use your fists to convince him, do you want to talk to him about the Three Rules of Discipline and Eight Points for Attention? I only called myself Shu Zhe's boss only because I didn't want anyone to trouble him anymore! With his strength, he isn't even qualified to be a logistics member, am I going to bring him along with me to fights to cheer me on on the sidelines?”

“You actually planned to take my brother to fight?” The class leader's voice instantly carried a chill with it, and her expression became even more not cute.

If it wasn't for Loud Mouth butting in, we might have even started arguing.

“Class leader, I just noticed today how much your brother looks like you!” She was holding a bag of rainbow candies that she was eating and asked if we wanted any.

The class leader didn't go to get any candy, “He's my real brother, why is it strange that he looks like me?” The anger that I aroused hasn't completely settled yet.

Hmph, if you're not eating, I'll eat! I thrust out my right hand, Loud Mouth also generously poured out a large handful of candies, almost spilling out of my hand.

I threw a piece of candy in my mouth, forcefully chewed it and purposely made a loud chewing sound, and then looked at the class leader.

“Alright, alright, stop fighting, Ye Lin had good intentions!” Loud Mouth was trying to reconcile us, “It's better than just being a bystander, right? I heard that when Shu Zhe was choked to the point where his eyes were rolling over, quite a few boys from our class was just standing on the sides and just enjoying the show!”

The class leader looked slightly uncomfortable, she might have heard about it.

“They… they've never seen my brother, it's normal that they don't recognize him…”

Loud Mouth made a loud tsk sound, “Yeah right! Even if they've never seen him before, they could probably guess based on his appearance! I heard from Eunuch Cao that those people were fantasizing about you!”

“What?” The class leader thought she misheard, “My brother was getting beat, why are they fantasizing about me?”

“Class leader, you don't get it right?” Loud Mouth spoke like she was a wise hermit, “Do you think Eunuch Cao is the only dirty pervert in our class? Actually, most other guys come pretty close! They just don't show it! Like the underwear thief that still hasn't been caught… they can use anything that belongs to a girl to fantasize!”

“Wait.” The class leader raised a hand and made a motion beckoning her to stop, “My brother is a male, what are they fantasizing about?”

Loud Mouth impatiently said, “Class leader, you're so slow! How about this! Roll your eyes over and stick out your tongue!”

“Why do I have to make a face like that?” The class leader didn't understand.

Loud Mouth glanced at me with malicious intention while I was still focused on eating the candy, “Hehehe, that's because when some guys see that expression, they'll get very excited…”

“You're lying, right?” The class leader quickly blinked, “Are you saying that when they look at the appearance of Xiao Zhe when he can't breathe, they're fantasizing about me getting choked?”

The class leader trembled, and looked at the groups of males students in the classroom, especially the “loyal dogs” that usually help her maintain order.

The class bell rang, the class leader felt a lingering fear on her neck and then she went to help the teacher to prepare.

I couldn't eat any more candy after a couple, I only ate them to anger the class leader.

So after class started, I gave the rest to Xiao Qin, she was delighted when she received them.

Xiao Qin wrapped the candy up in a napkin, hid it behind her book, and ate one at regular intervals. She even smiled at me as she ate them, and ended up being called on by the teacher to answer a question.

She immediately feigned anemia, like she was about to faint. The teacher heard that there was a girl that fainted during the flag raising ceremony, so the teacher got scared and made her sit down.

After Xiao Qin sat down, she made a victory sign and even stuck out her tongue, trying to show her success.

Was the candy that good? I didn't think so.

After returning home at night, I saw that my dad was already sober and he was packaging the goods that he was planning to send out tomorrow.

Noticing the stainless steel thermos that Xiao Qin left on the dining table, I know what I forgot.

“Xiao Lin, where did that thermos on the table come from? Did you buy it? The container is super high class!” He raised his head from among the goods, “I didn't have anything to eat when I woke up, so I ate all the sea cucumber chicken inside, was that okay?”

It's sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken, not sea cucumber chicken, but it's fine. It's such a hot day, if you didn't eat it, it would have gone bad anyway.

I had to think about how I should explain where I got this from.

“Actually… I won this from a student in my class in a bet, I still have to return this thermos.”

“Oh…” he didn't have much of a surprised reaction, “Is it a female classmate?”

Eh? Dad, when did your sixth sense get so sharp! A normal female classmate cant even hold such a heavy thermos, right!

“Xiao Lin, don't mind it, I was just asking. I just thought I heard a girls voice today morning.”

“You misheard! You were dreaming! I already told you to stop drinking so much!”

“Oh… it was a dream! So this classmate that lost the bet, was a boy?”

“—— Of course!”

I haughtily said, but at the same time not knowing what there was to be proud of.

“Then, that classmate's mom is a great cook! At least a lot better than your dad!”

Eh? It was actually made by Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren! But since I said it was a male classmate, you definitely would assume that it was his mom that made it by herself. Actually, if Xiao Qin didn't help out, it might have tasted a lot better!

The next day's weather wasn't that good, it was windy in the morning, and rainy at night.

Even so, I still ran around Dongshan Lake in the morning and practiced Yin Yang Sanshou with the gramps. It was mainly me being thrown around and having intimate contact with various willow trees.

“Don't treat your own arm as an arm!” Gramps reprimanded, “Treat it as a spinning top!”

I didn't understand what an arm and a spinning top had in common. I thought about it for an entire day, but I didn't reach an answer I was satisfied with.

At night, my dad left me some food and went out dressed in a suit. He happily told me that Director Cao was introducing someone to him and it could count as a blind date.

“Ok, ok, then hurry and go.” I urged him, “Hurry and find me a stepmom if you can, just so that you won't be dead drunk all the time.”

Before my dad left, he mysteriously said to me, “If it goes well, I might not even come back today!”

I didn't know whether to cry or laugh at his delighted expression—— you've watched too many adult films! Are they gonna spend the night with you on your first meeting! It better not be Director Cao pitying you and hiring a prostitute! If you were arrested, do you think someone like me can go bail you out!

As I was finishing up with the dishes, I suddenly received a call from Ai Mi.

“Come out and get me!” She said carefully like a spy.

“Get you? Where?” I was baffled.

“I'm downstairs, come help me get stuff!”

Eh? It's not strange you know my address, since the Five Tiger Punishment Squad also goes to Qingzi Academy and you have that much money so you can get any information you need… but you didn't get lost on your way here? You need me to get your stuff, so where's Peng TouSi?

Because it was raining outside, I was kind of worried that Ai Mi would get wet, so I quickly grabbed an umbrella and ran downstairs to pick her up.

There was a yellow taxi parked on the opposite side, the rain made a pitter patter sound on the top of the car, blending together with the sound of the running engine.

Seeing me come out, Ai Mi opened the car door 45 degrees and vigilantly looked around.

She was wearing a pearl white dress with a dolphin print, the one with an X shape around the neck, there was also some laces, but for her this was probably pretty plain.

She was wearing a pair of red boots, it seems like she came prepared.

Seeing that there was no one around, she nimbly ducked underneath my umbrella.

“You're so slow! You took 57 second!” She looked at her phone screen and complained.

Then pouted towards the red leather case on the car seat.

“Help me carry the case, manservant!”

It seems like her injury is healed, I didn't nitpick at how she addressed me. I carried the case in my hand while making sure I didn't get any rain on her. (TN: That's a good manservant)

Her ponytail was slightly wet, along with those weary blue eyes. She was clearly not as lively as usual, instead she was haggard.

After I shut the door, the driver didn't say anything and sped off into the rain.

Ai Mi sneezed besides me.

“Hurry and take me in! Otherwise they'll catch up!”

“Who? Who's chasing you?”

Ai Mi crinkled her nose and stared at me with a very unsatisfied expression.

“Of course it's Peng TouSi and the other bodyguards! It was very difficult to shake them off! It just so happens its raining, so the scent I left on the road has already been washed away! This time Obama's nose will be useless!”

“Hehehehehehe~~~~” Ai Mi trembled incomparably pleased with herself, “Let's see who can stop me now! The things my mom wouldn't let me do, this time I'm going to do them all!!!”

“What do you want to do? Do you have something you have to do at my house?” I blurted out.

“What else could it be?” Ai Mi's eyes were darting all over the place, like I had something on me that she thirsted for, my heart thumped being looked at like that.

“Obviously chips! Chips!” Ai Mi shouted, “Didn't you say last time that you kept the Coke and chips I bought at the grocery store last time? This time I'm going to enjoy them to my heart's content! Hurry and take me upstairs!”

That was right, those two big bottles of Coke and six cans of chips were still being kept at home, since they kept for a long time.

The rain sounds outside were getting more and more urgent, I was afraid that Ai Mi with her subpar constitution would catch a cold, so I took her into the pitch dark corridor.

“Why isn't there an elevator!”

Finding out that she had to follow behind me with her two legs, Ai Mi complained.

“Are we still not there yet?”

Ai Mi was already tired out when we just reached the second floor.

“The handrail is so dirty! Why is there a bicycle parked here!”

The whole way she criticized about the characters of the common people and the bureaucratic system of the celestial empire, it made me want to beat her.

Because of her strong devotion to chips, she climbed up five levels with great difficulty, she pretty much couldn't speak by the time we got there.

Just enough to let me calm down.

I inserted the key into the security door, it opened with a click and Ai Mi didn't care if there was anyone inside or not and rushed to jump inside.

“Ah, this room is so stinky! The stink of men!”

After I closed the door, Ai Mi was standing on the wooden floor of the living room with her rain boots and pinching her nose while making a disgusted expression.

She noticed the air conditioner remote on the small sofa and instantly grabbed it and turned on the ventilation feature, after around seven to eight minutes, she finally let go of her hand and took a deep breath.

“That's more like it!” While she took off her muddy boots, she ordered me, “Bring me those chips and Coke, I'll eat them on the sofa! Also, help me turn on the TV!”

Chapter end