Game Loading Chapter 164-165

Examiner Jiang

Jiang Xie also saw this and raised an eyebrow, his voice colder. "There is a swimming event? This garbage Central, coveting my child."

Yan Zhe gloated. "What can you do? We might be examiners but we don't have permission to change the exam contents."

He paused before adding happily, "In any case, he will be wearing swimming trunks. What are you panicking about? People won't care about Little Rose."

Jiang Xie glanced at him. "Do you think I can casually let you single dogs see his exposed body?"

Yan Zhe belatedly understood. "Oh my god, you old beast."

Jiang Xie replied seriously, "This is the normal nightlife between husbands."

The lonely male gods, "…" It was time to kick this person out of the group!

Yan Zhe knew Xie Xi a bit more and knew that Xie Xi's face was a bit thin. He thought about the small strawberries planted on Xie Xi's body by the old beast and felt urgent. "The examiners' list has been published and due to our names, many people will come to watch the live broadcast. Little Rose…"

Jiang Xie interrupted. "I'm going out for a moment."

The others were relaxed compared to the worries of Milk God Yan.

Nan Yi crossed his legs and said, "You don't know Old Jiang. His nickname is BUG King and he has a bad luck brain but his lewdness isn't too high."

Yan Zhe nodded. "That's true."

He knew how much Jiang Xie loved Little Rose and he definitely wouldn't let Little Rose be wronged. Jiang Xie soon came back with a calm expression.

Nan Yi was quite curious. "What did you do?"

"You will know when it is time."

Nan Yi grunted, "You are still trying to raise the climax." He wanted to see what Jiang Xie could do with the limited examiner's ability.

Xie Xi was also stunned when he saw the swimming event. He could certainly swim and there were no worries about failing. He just didn't want to take off his clothes because a big dog had covered him in red dots.

He was currently dressed in a uniform with a high collar that protected his neck. However, he would have to change to shorts when swimming and then…

It was normal for adults to have a sex life but it was too embarrassing if this was exposed! In addition, there was a live broadcast and the zombie squad would be watching. This body… he would be a dead man!

If Xie Xi had known about this event, he wouldn't have allowed Jiang Xie's nonsense. Now it was too late to regret!

What should he do? Did he want to gain a high score in the other events and give up on this swimming event?

Xie Xi calculated it in his heart and felt that even if he got full marks in the other events, there was no way he could get a 0 in this one.

Forget it. Xie Xi gritted his teeth and decided that in the next quasi-world, he would never let Jiang Xie touch him!

The first event was running 800 metres. The requirements weren't too high. They just needed to reach the finish line within the specified time.

The specified time also wasn't harsh. Two minutes meant a player was qualified and the shorter the time, the more points were added.

Under normal circumstances, ordinary humans could barely meet the standards, let alone players who had been strengthened using the qualifications. Now Xie Xi's beginner qualifications were almost full and he could achieve the highest speed.

Please know that humanity's record was 1 minute and 40 seconds and after countless training, only one in a billion people could achieve it.

Of course, it wasn't just humans who came to Central. Some special races were born with higher physical qualities and found it easier to run.

Xie Xi felt it wouldn't be so simple. It might be the first event but it was too easy to qualify in two minutes. This wasn't a problem of being unqualified but getting the full score.

Would the Central World make it this easy? Xie Xi felt hesitant.

Once he arrived at the venue, Xie Xi understood easier. The venue was small and there were many people.

There was only one lane. If this event wasn't carried out in batches, he would have to snatch the lead from the beginning.

If he was squeezed to the back, the time would be delayed. This was a question of avoiding obstacles, not speed.

Yes, the players being assessed together were the biggest obstacles.

In the examiner's room, the people present were also staring at the screen. As soon as the players appeared, lines of words showed up on their screen. A few people glanced at Jiang Xie and Yan Zhe asked, "Would you like to read it?"

Jiang Xie replied, "As soon as I open my mouth, he will know about my presence and become inspired. This will be too hard for the other players."

Yan Zhe rolled his eyes and dismantled Jiang Xie. "You are afraid that if Little Rose knows about you, he will give up the test to beat you up!"

Jiang Xie touched his nose. "Hitting and scolding are because of love."

The other four people listening wanted to tell Old Jiang that this was domestic violence!

In the end, it was Gong Rui who went forward to announce the rules. Gong Rui was relatively low-key. People didn't know anything about him apart from him being in the God Team. They didn't even know what he looked like.

The candidates couldn't see the list of examiners and didn't know who was talking to them.

However, those watching the live broadcast saw the name in the lower right corner and were excited.

Gong Rui spoke slowly, "I will now announce the test rules. The event name is 800 metres run. You have two minutes to reach the end. Every second less is one point. Everyone, work hard. The time will start when the bell rings."

His voice was lazy and contained no enthusiasm but the players watching the live broadcast thought about how this was Gong Rui and couldn't suppress their excitement.

Some people even spoke nonsense with wide eyes. "Originally, the sharp god can sound so cold and sexual!"

Okay, the mosquito noise can also be filtered into a heavenly sound.

On the field, the players participating in the test felt reluctant. The examiner's voice was too perfunctory and the phrase 'work hard' was stretched out and there seemed to be a sigh after it.

Xie Xi had no idea about this. He was focused and once the bell rang, he rushed out first.

Old Jiang's commentary, "You see? This reaction speed and the explosive power, too handsome!"

Everyone, "…"

Was it too late to go out and buy earplugs?

Xie Xi had no reservations at all. He didn't like the limelight but this test was too important to him. Others could do it casually but Xie Xi had to pass it at once!

Xie Xi's physical fitness was excellent and his reaction speed was very fast. While the group of players was still stunned, he had left them far behind.

He had to pull away or else he wouldn't be able to reach the end in the fastest time!

Commentator Jiang started bragging again. "Look at the judgment and focus in this small head. Too powerful!"

The group raised their hands and shoved their fingers into their ears. There might be no earplugs but they expressed their ruthless contempt for Old Jiang.

Commentator Jiang didn't see and raised his voice as he became more impassioned. "Very good, Xiao Xie is ahead of second place by 20 seconds, 21 seconds, 22 seconds… Xiao Xie won!"

The group of gods were full of curses. If it wasn't for the fact that the couldn't beat up this fucking person, they would've long jumped up to hammer at him!

Xie Xi ended the game with 1 minute and 30 seconds while the second place person behind him was 1 minute and 53 seconds.

People could run fast but after being squeezed into the group, there were stumbling blocks and their speed was greatly reduced.

Xie Xi had chosen the best position and rushed out at the fastest speed when the bell rang. This speed was actually quite bad for middle and long distance running but Xie Xi's physical strength was enough. As long as he could open a gap with the players behind him and not be crowded, he could play at the fastest speed.

The most frightening thing about this game was players fighting because they were crowded. Don't mention two minutes, they couldn't even reach the destination in 20 minutes.

In front of the live broadcast, the zombie squad was cheering for Xie Xi while other players didn't take it seriously. This test was too small. So what if he was first? They could run 800 metres in three seconds.

The reason they watched the live broadcast wasn't because of the candidates. They were curious about why the God Team would go to be examiners!

The second event was long jump. There was nothing else to say. It was just jumping from a line. The only difference from ordinary sporting events was that there was only one chance and the distance they jumped.

The candidates were very calm, the players watching the broadcast were calm, only the examiners…

Commentator Jiang directly used a transmission skill and blocking their ears didn't work. "Running, stepping, jumping, landing, what a beautiful arc! That light figure! The glory of victory is in front of him!"

Very good. His commentary made it sound like a middle school sports meeting!

Xie Xi got two perfect scores continuously and Old Jiang blew himself up to the universe. "How is it, isn't he strong?"

Yan Zhe and Old Qin, "Strong…"

Nan Yi and Gong Rui, "Very strong…"

Zong Xia summed it up. "His strength can be improved."

The satisfied Jiang Xie patted Zong Xia on the shoulder. "I understand Old Zong. Whenever us husbands are together, our strength improves."

The male gods rolled their eyes and endured it. This perpetually single dog, it was normal to be crazy after being taken off the list.

The last basic event was swimming. It was impossible to hide and Xie Xi had long been ready.

Let them look. Once he went back… he would ban any desires.

Yan Zhe, who had been poisoned by the previous events, finally saw the dawn. After waiting a long time, he wanted to see how Jiang Xie would handle this swimming event.

He said, "It can't be cancelled."

Nan Yi wondered, "Will he give an exclusive mosaic to Little Rose?"

He also followed Yan Zhe by calling Xie Xi Little Rose. This name was interesting and the image was smooth. Who let Jiang Xie like roses so much that his spiritual garden was full of roses?

Gong Rui leaned back in his chair and fell asleep.

Zong Xia stated, "It should be a more noble reason."

They soon discovered what was going on. Jiang Xie picked up the communicator and personally announced the event's rules.

His voice rang out and caused an explosion. Those watching the live broadcast howled, "God X, it's God X!" They could only see his name and not his face but they were already so excited.

"I managed to hear God X's voice in my lifetime. I have no regrets!"

"It's worth it. This is a big profit, even if I missed a gathering task!"

"By listening to God X's voice, will I draw an S-grade quasi-world for my next world?

The zombie squad was shocked and they saw horror in each other's eyes. Jiang Xie's voice was so recognizable that they noticed as soon as they heard it.

The big characters on the lower right corner of the screen almost stabbed their eyes: Examiner X.

J-Jiang Xie was God X?

The four people were stunned for a while before Cao Yan dreamily opened his mouth, "My god, I was in a world with the greatest designer of Central…"

Zhuo Liu mentioned, "I forgot to get a signature…"

Zhu Li said, "I actually scolded him…"

Zhuang Yi lamented, "I showed him the dirty image of a man…"

Xie Xi was also stunned. He was familiar with Jiang Xie and could distinguish it clearly no matter the change, let alone when Jiang Xie didn't bother changing his voice.

Why did this person go to become an examiner? Xie Xi was speechless but his heart was very warm.

This was worrying about him? However, this care was also natural. He thought about it and if he was in this position, he probably wouldn't be able to resist going to be Jiang Xie's examiner.

Jiang Xie's tone was much softer than Gong Rui. "The swimming event has no locker room and the field has many female players. Changing clothes is inconvenient so I've prepared a waterproof character for everyone that they can take as their own."

The waiting gods were disappointed. "That's it."

Jiang Xie continued, "The waterproof character is only effective for clothes and won't impact your swimming."

Nan Yi whispered, "I thought you were thinking of doing something odd."

Jiang Xie hung up the communicator and quietly replied, "There is no point in using an odd trick when this is easy and quick."

It really was easy, noble and reasonable enough, while also making God X look like a gentle person.

The waterproof character was nothing for the high level players but it was expensive for low level players.

The players watching the live broadcast started to scream, "These candidates are too lucky! Not only do they have God X as an examiner, they also earned a waterproof character for free!"

"God X is too gentle. He must be afraid the female players will be embarrassed and paid for so many waterproof characters out of his own pocket."

“What a gentleman!"

He was truly a gentleman, that is, a person who studied a gentleman's method.

Xie Xi had no scruples about using the waterproof character. Other players were cheap and reluctant to use it. They directly took off their clothes and rushed in to swim.

This wasn't a foul and Jiang Xie didn't care about other people. He was just doing this for Xie Xi.

Xie Xi undoubtedly won first place in the swimming event and ended the first round of tests with a full score.

The second round of testing was a match up and they had to be qualified from the first round to participate.

Xie Xi was ready when…

Examiner Jiang explained, "The second round has 87 candidates. Two people will confront each other and there is an odd number so one person will automatically advance. The random result is as follows."

His words finished and a list appeared on the big screen. Xie Xi saw his name at the bottom and unsurprisingly, he was the lucky one who automatically advanced.

The examiners really didn't cheat. Nan Yi marvelled, "He has good luck."

Jiang Xie smiled. "Luck is also a strength."

At this time, Nan Yi hadn't yet learned about the power of the emperor of luck and thought Jiang Xie was just praising his wife.

Xie Xi's second round was so easy and the third round was a 1v1 against an examiner.

The people watching the live broadcast were excited enough to explode.

"My god! Will God X show his face?"

"Which lucky person can receive the individual guidance of God X?"

"Why can't I touch the gentle God X?"

Before long, the players saw the gentlemanly and legendary God X flirting with a candidate?

"What's your name? What's your communicator number? Where do you live?" Examiner Jiang seriously asked. "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Xie Xi, "…" It was time for legal domestic violence!

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Intermediate Player

Xie Xi was smiling while his heart was full of martial arts. "If I had a boyfriend before, I wouldn't have one anymore."

On the examiner's seat, Nan Yi burst out laughing. "Someone is cleaning up Old Jiang."

Jiang Xie was panicking in his heart but his face was calm and he even dared to say, "Oh, you're going to get married and your boyfriend will become a husband? Congratulations."

The examiner's table booed. Forget the cold God Yan, even the lively Nan Yi, the mysterious Gong Rui and Zong Xia with an IQ of 280 all cried out in unison, "Shameless!"

The honest Qin Ge sent out ellipses as a sign of respect.

Xie Xi's mouth curved downwards and he corrected, "I'm going to…"

He didn't manage to say the words 'break up' when Examiner Jiang interrupted in a business-like manner. "Okay, I understand. I will set aside the marriage date in advance."

Xie Xi was fooled for a moment and really thought that Jiang Xie was only looking at the situation.

The players watching the live broadcast spiralled to the sky!

"Oh my god, w-what on earth is this damn situation?"

"I took four intermediate tests. Why didn't I know to check my household registration in the third round?"

"No wonder why you took it four times. This IQ, please stay in the beginner level forever!"

"God X is such an 'X' god!"

"The tens of thousands year old God X is trying to hook a young man in his teens!"

"It is hard to say if he is young or not but he is 100% a beginner player!"

If this was the case, they might not be able to stay on their feet after descending to Earth.

Jiang Xie pretended to write something and lamented, "I didn't expect you to get married so soon."

Why should he regret it? What was with this tone? God X, do you have any ideas?

Xie Xi was speechless as he watched the self-directed performance.

Jiang Xie closed the book and smiled at him. "If you get divorced then you can consider me."

Half of Central roared as the players couldn't endure the shock!

Xie Xi was angry with him. "No!"

He knew there was a pit but he couldn't help saying it.

Jiang Xie's lips curved. "Oh, you won't divorce. Then I wish you lifetimes of sweet love."

Not divorcing meant staying married to Jiang Xie but if Xie XI really divorced, he should consider Jiang Xie. Why didn't Jiang Xie go to heaven?!

The examiners who knew the truth wanted to smash this person. It was too unfriendly and the single dogs felt a high level of discomfort after eating. It was strongly recommended to chop Old Jiang to sooth the public's indignation!

After seeing goodwill drop by seven points, Jiang Xie finally stopped and the assessment began.

He naturally gave Xie Xi the lowest difficulty test. Xie Xi only had to persist for five minutes under the examiner's attacks.

An ordinary examiner was intermediate level and it was easy to endure for five minutes.

Of course, Jiang Xie's level meant that ordinary people couldn't even hold on for five seconds, let alone five minutes.

However, Xie Xi wasn't an ordinary person. He held out against Jiang Xie for 10 minutes and naturally the attacks from the other side weren't attacks.

Normally, the players watching the live broadcast would be sweating for Xie Xi. This might be the least difficult test but the examiner's level was too high and it should be difficult. Now… the players weren't worried at all. They seemed to be in a trance as they watched the two people waltz.

T-They were probably blind…

Although God X didn't throw the game and this child probably wouldn't fail the intermediate test but… but…

At this moment, the image of the most mysterious, greatest and more powerful God X in the entire Central World collapsed, accompanied by the broken glass hearts.

Five minutes later, Jiang Xie entered the play very well and spoke seriously, "You are really great. I was almost…"

Xie Xi glared at him.

Jiang Xie changed his words. "Congratulations on passing the test."

Along with his rarely serious voice, the live broadcast ended. Jiang Xie placed his mouth to Xie Xi's ears and finished his words. "I was almost dizzy by you."

Xie Xi, "………………"

Jiang Xie kissed him and took him back to the garden. Xie Xi's mind was forbidden desires, forbidden desires, forbidden…

Next time, he must not indulge this person!

The gods who remained behind…

Nan Yi wondered, "What the hell did we come here for?"

The blank-faced Yan Zhe, the yawning Gong Rui, Zong Xia who pushed up his glasses and the honest General Qin replied honestly, "I don't know."

Nan Yi was paralyzed in his chair. "I really believed in that evildoer!"

Xie Xi was promoted to intermediate player and his stay in Central was extended to two weeks.

For a full two weeks, with this beautiful little rose…

Xie Xi didn't know this person's mind and immediately said, "I will refresh the task!"

Jiang Xie, "…"

Xie Xi told him, "If you don't want to come, I'll do it myself…"

He froze before he could finish talking. Jiang Xie didn't speak nonsense and was also looking at his water curtain.

In Central, players checked the system interface using the water curtain. Previously, Xie Xi had to go to the hall to see it but now that Jiang Xie gave him permission, he could use Jiang Xie's private water curtain in the garden.

Xie Xi muttered, "We can team up to enter…"

Only Xie Xi could enter the quasi-worlds that X designed because of the souls. Now there was a team prompt, which meant….

Jiang Xie explained, "It seems the collapsed worlds are no longer restricted by the souls."

Xie Xi also thought this way. He asked, "Does it mean the quasi-world has no souls?"

"It is hard to say. Whether there are souls or not, you have to repair it."

Xie Xi understood that every world was an important resource for the Central Government.

Jiang Xie had designed many quasi-worlds but unfortunately, no one ever cleared them. If they weren't cleared, the quasi-world would be in a standby state and couldn't grow on their own.

The Central World most needed a new world to enter self-circulation because only then could they extract new players and keep the circle.

Xie Xi still had to repair it, even if there were no souls in this collapsed world. Restore it to a complete quasi-world without any harm.

Not to mention…

Xie Xi opened his mouth. "There might be souls." In previous quasi-worlds, other people couldn't enter because the souls had absolute control over the world and rejected others. In the collapsed world, the souls were missing a party and lost 100% control of the world, creating gaps. That's why a team was able to enter the quasi-world.

Jiang Xie replied, "That's good. I don't need Old Qin for help."

Xie Xi also sighed with relief. "Equivalent Exchange is always unreliable." It was better not to use it if possible.

Jiang Xie smiled. "What are you afraid of? If I lose something then you can draw it for me."

Xie Xi stared at him. "Do you want a crooked arm or leg?"

"Everything you give me is the best."

"Not good!" Xie Xi disliked this person. "If it isn't the original then I will return it!"

Jiang Xie flattered him. "You can't return it because it is long past the seven days allowed to return goods.”

Forget seven days, 70 years and 700 years had passed!

Xie Xi threatened him. "In any case, don't cause any waves and protect yourself. In case… in case…"

Jiang Xie's heart was a soft mess. "I will listen to you."

Who cared about active illness like bronchitis or something. He had such a lovely wife, how could he not act spoiled?

Xie Xi was very vigilant. After all, apart from this guy's words of love, half of his other words couldn't be believed!

Xie Xi seriously looked at this quasi-world. Oh, now it should be called the collapsed world.

Previously quasi-worlds had blue fonts that became grey after they were cleared. This world had a red font and the world name was different.

—Collapsed God.

Xie Xi asked Jiang Xie, "The original name of this quasi-world was God?"

The collapse was because the souls were removed, making the quasi-world add a prefix. In other words, if there wasn't a collapse then the world would be called God? It was a weird name.

Jiang Xie explained, "Not necessarily. The so-called quasi-world's names are actually the name of the game. It is randomly generated by Central according to the situation. If it wasn't collapsed then this world might have a different game name."

“It turned out to be like this…" Xie Xi muttered. "No wonder why the first world was called Love to the Left or Right."

It was really like the game name but… Xie Xi cried out indignantly, "What love to the left or right? It was clearly a dead end!" There were also people to the top and bottom so why only say these directions?

This topic was very dangerous and Jiang Xie hastily changed the topic. "The game name can still have some feedback problems. It is generally related to the world background or main task."

Xie Xi's attention was successfully transferred. "I am now a Repairer and the main test must be about repairing. Is it to repair the collapsed god?"

"It is possible."

Xie Xi continued to speculate. "Since the quasi-world has god, it is a quasi-world similar to Wonderful Painting of the Mountains and Seas?"

Jiang Xie shook his head. "The so-called god is closer to faith."

This point woke Xie Xi up. On Earth where he lived, there were legends of gods in the world. No one had seen the gods but there were devout believers.

God wasn't necessarily an individual who existed in a mythical world. It was more likely to be an illusory faith.

Faith was so widespread that it was impossible to determine the background of the quasi-world.

Jiang Xie told him, "There is no need to think too much. You should enter before making a judgment on everything."

In the case where there were too few clues, the most taboo thing was to form a fixed idea on their minds. Once this happened, they would become a mess when they entered the quasi-world and found it was completely different from what they thought. It was better to be more open and face it directly.

Xie Xi nodded.

Jiang Xie asked, "See if there is a limit on the number of team members.

Xie Xi looked at the team information and found that there was indeed a limit. "The team members can't exceed two people."

This meant he could only enter with Jiang Xie and he couldn't take other players.

Xie Xi was sensitive and asked, "What are you worried about?"

By all accounts, Jiang Xie didn't have to pay a price to enter this collapsed world. What was there to worry about if Jiang Xie was in his normal state. There was no need for team members at all.

It was only if Jiang Xie wasn't sure that he would want to know the number limit in order to bring a friend.

Jiang Xie really admired Xie Xi's head and confessed, "The Central Government has fixed rules. If they aren't restricting me then it means this collapsed world is hard."

Xie Xi questioned, "Isn't your quasi-world SS-grade at most?"

Jiang Xie's voice was quiet. "Maybe after collapsing, it became god level?" From SS directly past SSS and prefecture level to god level!

Xie Xi, "……"

He paused before saying, "It can't be. I'm only an intermediate player."

Jiang Xie was worthy of being the chief unlucky person and thought about many things. "You are the only Repairer in the Central Government."

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